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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
incorrectsmashbrosquotes
incorrectsmashbrosquotes

Zelda: DON’T YOU IDIOTS GET IT! If the Smash Ball doesn’t work, the I’m not immortal, and that means Ganondorf is going to… is going to… (inarticulate noises of horror)

(Zelda, Ness, and Luigi all turn around to see Ganondorf leering down at them from on top of a cliff.)

Ganondorf: No, no. By all means, give me some ideas. 

zeoknight64

Should have been Dedede swapped in instead of zelda because I believe feels more appropriate considering their roles in subspace.

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incorrectsmashbrosquotes

Villain Motivations

Ganondorf: I want to take my rightful place as King of this world and bend it to my image of perfection.

Bowser: I will conquer all the lands of my world and assert my right as King!

Wario and Waluigi: We want money.

Wolf: My loyalty is only to myself in this screwed up shit-hole of a galaxy that wants me to take a side.

Ridley, as he prepares to blow up another planet: LET’S BING BONG THE GONG! (Blows up the planet.) YOLO!

zeoknight64

Technically Ridley wants to take over the galaxy, Samus is the one to blow up a planet though.

smashy-headcanons

Anonymous asked:

I have a headcanon that Popo is trans and has taken to wearing his parka because it helps to make him look less feminine, while Nana started wearing it alongside him to help him feel more comfortable.

smashy-headcanons answered:

This is so great; I love it.

zeoknight64

The logic kinda feels a bit far fetched when you realize that they wear it when climbing mountains of Ice to keep them warm.

shredster7

Ubisoft Conference Summary

shredster7

  • Beyond Good & Evil 2 looks incredibly pretty
  • Skull And Bones looks to be everything Sea Of Thieves wishes it could be
  • Mario & Rabbids Kingdom Battle: Donkey Kong Adventure has a Rabbid based off Cranky Kong
  • Starlink’s Switch version will have exclusive Star Fox content
  • The Crew 2 has boats
  • Assassin’s Creed Odyssey lets you play as a female (freakin’ finally)
zeoknight64

Pretty sure Syndicate did that first.

hellzyeahthewebwieldingavenger
hellzyeahthewebwieldingavenger:
“The good:
• Silk, Mayday, Silk and Ultimate Jessica Drew in their classic costumes
• Mayday front and centre equal to Miles and arguably Spider-Gwen and Superior
• The possibility this means Mayday will return to her...
hellzyeahthewebwieldingavenger

The good:

  • Silk, Mayday, Silk and Ultimate Jessica Drew in their classic costumes
  • Mayday front and centre equal to Miles and arguably Spider-Gwen and Superior
  • The possibility this means Mayday will return to her old costume
  • The possibility this means Mayday will be fixed

The bad

  • This is literally being done because of the Into the Spider-Verse movie
  • Ben Reilly once again insulted by being behind so many people
  • Tsun Tsun Spider-Man
  • Christos Gage, the guy at least partially responsible for making Spider-Man look like an idiot during his ASM crossover issues with Avengers Academy and the backup story from Superior #31 where Mary jane victim blamed Spider-Man. He is also the guy who’s work and comments (specifically in relation to the PS4 video game) reveal him as ignorant to MJ’s character
  • This is literally the second massive AU crossover fuckfest RYV MJ has been involved in
  • This is literally the third massive AU crossover fuckfest for Spider-Man since 2014
  • This is literally the 3879318912012nd massive AU crossover fuckfest by Marvel in this decade alone
  • Mayday’s classic costume might just be for promotional material like how she was in her classic suit on some MC2 related covers during Secret Wars but wasn’t in the actual stories
  • Given how mean spirited and cruel Mayday was treated in Spider-Verse I am shit scared about what this story (which explicitly has a name linked with death and destruction) will do to her
  • Similarly I am shit scared about what will happen to RYV Mary Jane who is noticeably on this poster but Annie is not
  • Superior Spider Rapist is STILL SHOWING UP!
  • The silhouetted Spider character is probably going to be something aweful and bad
zeoknight64

The silhouette makes me think it’s Captain universe Spider man due to the pose as it looks as it were in a flying posing.

Either that or Kaine as he seems to be absent.

the-infinite-accent

I see loads of people complain about Spider-Gwen being in Into the Spider-Verse

the-infinite-accent

Why?

zeoknight64

It’s more about the worry of her taking more screen time than Miles and the fact that marvel tends to push her into a lot of things.

the-infinite-accent

Well she seems to be a side character that probs shows up late into the film so I doubt Miles will be pushed out, but valid I guess

zeoknight64

I don’t blame them for worrying considering this film seems to be mostly focused on Miles as he’s been a add on to other recent media.